The categories should be similar or exactly like the following:

f4nb0i:
Sony's B*tch
Microsoft-Mounted
Nintendo-Happy

Forum-going:
Sexiest Signature
Hawtest Avatar
Wewt Spamz0rz (biggest spammer)
Fails @ Grammar (types like sh!t)
Grammar-leet (would slap you for not using commas)
Most Knowledgable of Tech
Should Think Before They Type (read: idiot)
Teh Funnay (posting)
Annoying-est (GET THE F*CK OFF)
PWN-skillz (Art)
PWN-skillz II (anything else?)
Industry Insider (most knowledgable of the happenings of the game industry)
Feed-burner (posts lots o' newz)

Yearbook:
Most Likely to L your AO
Most Likely to be living under a rock
Most Likely to be homosexual
Baby of the Forums (youngest)
Granpappy of the Forums (oldest)
Most Likely to write an epic novel that will sell millions and pwn at the box office
Hawtest Member
Most Likely to become a clergyman
Most Likely to live in the Deep South
Most Likely to kick your asterisk
Most Likely to win the "Most Likely to be a hardcore gamer" award
Most Softcore gamer
Member with the most wit (to throw around)
You know you're a geek when your name is...
You know you're a normie when your name is...
Has the most expensive ride (car, for you non-Americans... are there any here?)
Most Likely to score at the bar
The Studious One
The Punk
The Skater
The Wuss
The Bully
The Wigger (chav?)
The Gangsta
The Pimp (there's a difference)
teh r0x0r
El Terrible
teh h4xx0r
The Christian
The Celebrity

Overall Site:
Best Moderator/Super Moderator (NO ADMINS)
Best Administrator (NO MODS)
Best Reviewer (no BS, reviews thoroughly)
Write the Best Reviews (most fun to read)
Most Contributive to the Site
Best Overall Member
Best Podcast Host
Most Strict Mod/Admin
Best Old Member (October 31, 2004 - December 31, 2004)
Best Midle Member (January 1, 2005 - June 30, 2005)
Best New Member (July 1, 2005 - End of Contest)

I know, I know. It's an a**load of awards. But hey, at least now everyone has the chance to win an award. Blah blah blah...

My categories >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any of these categories listed (except ones included in the list posted by other members)