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Well, mines not as "interesting" as yours was but.....I am taking this girl to a concert, (shes the a friend btw) and i have to meet her parents, and she told me that her parents treat every guy like an upcomming boyfriend for her, so....the INTEROGATED ME!
LITERALY!
They asked me questions if i masterbate, bathe (yes i do bathe!) and also if i have got a girlfriend. When i said no they kept going,
like:
"She better keep her clothes on, shes a 16 year old girl, not a 23 year old stripper at CLUB-X!" And by then i was like "What the F***!?"
But later when we left i was saying my good byes and all, and just to piss off the parents, when we were walking down the driveway, for a joke, i put my hand on her but, (SO they could see it)!
IWhen i turned around the mother got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in bel-air!"