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Well, I post 'em all the time and bring people waay off topic...
Here, they won't be off topic! My first story in this topic goes like this...

Din, Nayru, and Farore are trying to get Zelda and Link to hook up, because, well, they think they'd be cute together...
Din and Nayru are really doing all the work, while I (Farore) keep track of it all in some book...
Din goes off to find Zelda, and Nayru to find Link. This is the story of what happens next...

Din and Zelda's Tale

As Din walks along the Hyrule Castle interior, she wonders how she will persuade Zelda to just kiss Link.
Din: This is going to be harder than I thought...
A look of frustration fell upon her face, when all of a sudden, she bumped into a young woman of about seventeen.
Zelda: Hello, Din.
Din looked up, embarassed.
Din: Sorry, Zelda!
She quickly regained control.
Din: I need you to come with me...
Zelda followed, having no idea what was about to happen.

Link and Nayru's Story

Nayru hadn't traveled very far when she spotted Link aiming his bow at a nearby tree.
Nayru: Link?
Link looked Nayru's way and smiled. He lowered his bow.
Link: What brings you out here, Nayru?
Nayru hesitated a bit, wishing she would have had time to think about the plan.
Nayru: I need you to follow me...
Link gave her a look of confusion, but then smiled again.
Link: Ok...

The Meeting

Din, Zelda, Nayru, and Link all made their way to a clearing in the Lost Woods.
Zelda: Why are we here? And why has Nayru brought Link?
Din and Nayru exchanged sly grins.
Din: You two need to be together!
Nayru added on to what Din had to say.
Nayru: Just look how cute you are together! All you need to do is kiss, and we'll leave!
Link and Zelda looked repulsed at the thought.
Link: I...have to kiss...her?
Din and Nayru hid their feelings of horror.
Zelda: I'm...a lesbian...
Din and Nayru gasped, but Link gave her a look of astonishment.
Link: Really?! I'm gay!

Din and Nayru came back later that night, looking angry...I'm going to have to stop writing now...
They're going to pull my hair out for suggesting Link and Zelda as a couple... Uhh... *screams*

And there's the first story in this insane collection! I hope everyone enjoyed it!
Please, comment and come back for more! ;)