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One day I found a mysteriousmusical instrument. It was very bright and smelled like a giant elephant's
ass. Ewww!!!! WTF?!
"Ocarina?" I say. "Zelda, did you throw this away?"
She looked at him with satisfaction for Link could eat a pizza whilst changing hisunderpants. How sexy is this story
going to get?!
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Yes, I'm a fangirl of the adorable Nathan Kress!!! <3
Those of you who don't know who he is or think he's *insert a letter from below here* just forget it and don't comment.
a) Gay
b) A Girl
c) Some little kid
He's my age, and a pretty good actor, so stop giving me all the "Who's the little freak in your set?"
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