[Kiki-chan]

Meh... I have another story. This one's a little shorter.
I'm gonna forget the italics and stuff, cause it's really annoying...
Anyway, it's an "old drunk story" as in, I just made it up last night when trying to think of something a...very weird...drunk may say...
(words in parenthesis indicate someone correcting the speaker)

Once upon a time, there was this girl named Goldilocks. Now, Blondelocks (Goldilocks) was walking through the forest one day. The lake (forest) was like...really big.
She came across this house. She didn't know it, but it belonged to three huge purple chihuahua's with orange eyes.
So Blacklocks (Goldilocks) went inside the castle (house.) There were three bowls of pudding inside the tree (house,) that Goldilocks wanted.
She sat down and tried the soup (pudding) and just poured it all into one big bowl cause it was so d*mn good.
Then she went upstairs to where the three beds were. She lay down on the hammocks (beds) and decided she hated all of them.
So she slept on the floor. When the teal chihuahua's with purple eyes (actually, they were puprle with orange eyes...) Whatever.
Found Blacklocks (Goldilocks!!!!! Idiot...) they said "That's ok! You can eat our pudding and sleep on our floor.
Blondelocks and the three fish lived happily ever after.
(Goldilocks and the three chihuahua's! You're an idiot! That's the worst story I've ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kills self and other person*)

Ok, I don't know if that was actually shorter, but, yeah. My sister helped me with that one...