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One day I found a mysterious musical instrument. It was very bright and smelled like a giant elephant's ass. Ewww!!!! WTF?!
"Ocarina?" I say. "Zelda, did you throw this away?"
She looked at him with satisfaction for Link could eat a pizza whilst changing his underpants. How sexy is this story going to get?!
Thats the end!
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Hello my name is Arthur, I have a mac and I use it to make videos and post on forums!
"Watch out that no one deceives you. For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,' and will deceive many."
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