Lumberjacks vs Pirates vs Ninjas

[theONE]

Damn, my sig gives away my true identity.

[nmaster64]

VS.

A pirate wouldn't be able to even see a ninja before it killed him...



Tycho, of Penny Arcade fame, had this to say on his Ninja encounter:

"I have seen a Goddamn ninja weave a dark circle, disappear with a burst of leaves in some strictly Hattori Hanzo type ****, and then phase back into the physical plane to haunt our mortal hoops."

psh those are FAKE pirates

i real pirate's muscles are so ridiculously hard a ninja could not pierce his skin. same with lumberjacks. therefore they phail

[nmaster64]

I'll end this right here, right now. There is no argument against this, there is no pirate or lumberjack or creature in all existence that can do anything about powers like these:

NARUTO FANS WHO DON'T READ THE MANGA, SPOILER WARNING! SORRY TDS DOESN'T HAVE A SPOILER TAG!

OH YEAH, AND MANGAS ARE READ FROM RIGHT-TO-LEFT YOU STUPID AMERICANS AND BRITS!

Do you comprehend what he just did? He sent someone to ANOTHER ****ING DIMENSION, WITH HIS EYE.

[ShadowMarth]

Once again, not a real ninja. Not even doable by holding your hands together. Otherwise, religion would be much more powerful. But anyway, I still say ninjas overall. And it only takes 3 lbs of pressure to break human skin morm. Whoever names where I learned that gets a cookie.

wikipedia?

hmmm yeah i should probably make some spoiler bbcode *gets on it*

lumberjacks still win, btw. >_>

[nmaster64]

Pssssh. Your so lame. You can't even try to argue, just "well that doesn't count". Haha, loser.

And it had nothing to do with his hands, it's all about his wicked-ass eye. His hand was just to focus energy in this case...

psh what ever, ten bucks says he could NEVER pull that off against paul bunyan. his face would be split in half before he could pull that stunt, anyway.

hes immune to that crap

[nmaster64]

Originally Posted by Mormon

psh what ever, ten bucks says he could NEVER pull that off against paul bunyan. his face would be split in half before he could pull that stunt, anyway.

hes immune to that crap

See, know your just making **** up. Nobody is immune to the interdimensional space around them warping.

And Ninjas have taken down much bigger and more powerful creatures than Paul Bunyan...

no, they haven't.

and wtf is naruto? how is this show even valid? i could find you shows where lumberjacks made space ships and blew up planets or something, TV shows don't count cause they just make up whatever the heck they want