Lumberjacks vs Pirates vs Ninjas

you saw the topic, im sure. so which is it? lumberjacks? pirates? ninjas?

which do you prefer?

who would win in a fight?

why?

vs vs

[Pilot_51]

Ninjas by a long shot, they're trained to be quick and agile while pirates are just drunken thieves that raid cargo ships and helpless coastline towns, and they look cooler.
And... lumberjacks?

[ShadowMarth]

Ah, the old Pirates vs Ninjas debate. Lumberjacks aren't really in the argument. Hmm... I'd like to see a ninja on a pirate boat, but one on one, Ninja. Still, I like pirates more.

[sasuke]

Lumberjacks is the clear choice here, they can win in a fight because they can chop everyones head off with their axe, lol

Originally Posted by sasuke

Lumberjacks is the clear choice here, they can win in a fight because they can chop everyones head off with their axe, lol

EXACTLY

i mean cmon, who would win in a fight, paul bunyan or jack sparrow?

its not even a question.

and ninjas don't even stand a freakin chance

[sasuke]

EXACTLY

i mean cmon, who would win in a fight, paul bunyan or jack sparrow?

its not even a question.

and ninjas don't even stand a freakin chance

thats exactly what i was thinking when i voted lol

[ShadowMarth]

Well Paul Bunyan doesn't exist. Wait, are we talking software pirates here? Then it would be a mass slaughter...

Average lumberjack vs average ninja...

[Pilot_51]

About half of the software pirates probably don't even know they're pirates, they just go with the flow of what they're friends do, but even then it would be a mass slaughter, probably of the typical stampede style when they're running to RIAA headquarters for a takeover, nobody should ever get between them.

psh this is not about software pirates, this is about the freakin pimp ones who would go out and dominate everyone on teh sea.

i honestly do not understand how you can think ninjas are the best in this one...

1. lumberjacks
2. pirates
3. ninjas

[theONE]

Ninjas kick everyone's ass... even Martha Stewart.