I'm beginning to hate MPH...

4 reasons why im beginning to hate metroid online

1. Glitchers
yeah... the game does not become fun anymore after your opponent missile-pushes himself into a wall, and he can fire at you but you can't hit him. glitchers freaking piss me off, the only way i can win against them is spawn-kill the noob in the game before the glitcher can get to them. and even then, i rarely win against them. its just retarded

2. Disconnectors
The most common and worst of all... i can't win a freaking game without everyone disconnecting on me. Even the freaking 1 stars that have like 2 points d/c on me. One time i had like an hour long session of MPH online, and in every game but 2 EVERYONE disconnected. after, i just feel like i just wasted a hour of my time and i don't even want to touch MPH again until like the next day. and im trying hard to be a 4 star, but since everybody disconnects before they lose, its gonna take me another year or so to get to 4-star... and i've only played 2 five stars that didn't disconnect when i beat them. thats retarded, they don't even deserve the rank.

3. Hackers
i can't tell you how annoying it is when you watch someone just stand there, while 2 people are firing at him for about 30-40 seconds with missiles, and he still doesn't die. and then he jumps 100 feet in the air and snipes you.

4. Alt-abusers
obviously, the metroid game developers did not make a very well-balanced game. alt is so freaking overpowered, and the only way to beat them is play as noxus and shadow freeze. but then you'd have to be in bi-ped, and then you'll probably get sniped all over the place. thus, you can't really do anything about it. its not any fun at all to play with alt abusers >_>

i don't know if i'll play this much anymore.

[Pilot_51]

Well it's all just the players, so it's still better than what it would've been if it didn't have wifi. I suggest sticking to organized matches, most clans are more loyal to the game, so you shouldn't have these problems in clan matches. You could always play against bots, they're 1000 times less retarded than most players. If you want to help our clan out you need practice somehow. BTW I'm starting to think it's about time we completely ignore our ranks, it's not like a higher rank gives you anything, 5 stars either scares your opponents or makes them think you're a cheater, not much else.

[bignds]

What pilot said. Friend matches are the way to go. Im quite lucky with d/c'ers, mainly cos, i humour them, to go straight in there and get plenty of kills would be easy but stupid. I normally get 2 quick ones at the end, make em think its even till the end, then theres a less likely chance.

[NSixT4]

If i give you a cookie will you stop crying?

jk, yeah well we've all gone through it, just keep pushing through, i had a streak like yours and more but once i got to 5 stars it was easy sailing. The hardest part is the area between 3and 5, mainly because u lose a ton of points 4 a lose

Get good with the magmal and volt, then u can easily take a lot of alt abusers

[Mike Hawk]

yeah you could go with friend matches >____________________>

oh but wait the **** up! the ****ing game has a ****ing glich that ****ing does not let you see random friends and random friends cant see you. good ****ing luck. sell that **** ASAP.

[bignds]

Profanity; why.

[yez]

hay man i had that alot on mph because they use glitchs sheats and hacks to kill you easly so i cant win that much man that ticks me off like mormon.

[NSixT4]

actually mike i believe u can see around 30-35 of your friends and rivals before u get that glitch

[bignds]

Actually....Mormon im starting to feel your pain. Was fightingtwo 3 stars and one 2 star last night, i was friggin pwning, to the point where this guy who kept doign shadow freeze, eerytime he got it on someone, i was stealing his kill by sniping the person quick, just to piss him off. Eventually one guy dropped out, and then at the end of the matrch the other two dropped out. This my friends, would be the 12th win out of 14 where people have disconnected. And, because of this, and because i dont disconnect, i was a 2 star last night for a brief while, (at 138points). Im getting sick of this, i know how good i am, but these b@stards keep holding me down, so im just gonna forget about rankings for the mean while.

haha yeah i love doin that to noxus users lol...

well im at about 250 points so im not in the "danger zone" of going to 2 star but it still annoys me to no end.