Currupt a Wish

[Lkr]

wish granted, but the braces are on your cawk(owww lol)

I wish I had mormon's smexy looks

[dark_hunter]

wish granted, but you look fat anyway so no one cares

i wish i had a Mac computer to

[Wraith]

Wish Granted but you realized you got the crappy model and threw it away.

I wish i wasn't a zombie.

[Razion]

Wish granted, you're not a zombie, you're a zombie-eating ghoul and you dance to the sound of guts flying and limbs exploding.

I wish I didn't have to wait for so long for my CV:PoR to connect to a partner.

[Wraith]

It connects! But your battery dies.
I wish I was incompetent

[Razion]

Wish granted, you're incompetent! But every now and then because of your incompetency your intelligence creeps back in and does a surprise takeover.

I wish I didn't go "Hmm, I should practice that later," every time I looked at my guitar. >.<

[Wraith]

Your wish is granted... becuase i stole the guitare, took it to a warehouse, planted it with C4's , delivered it to Square Enix with a note saying that it is from you.
Guess what happens next?

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow

[dark_hunter]

wish granted, but come saterday, mwahahahahaha

i wish i had a 3G phone

[Razion]

Wish granted! You've now got yourself a shiny new 3G phone. Only problem being your SIM card is 2G so you can't make use of the 3G functions.

I wish it snowed here in Singapore.

[dark_hunter]

Wish granted! but the snow is the size of tennis balls, TAKE COVER

i wish i had a car