Currupt a Wish

[Wraith]

Wish granted....but it will explode if u even think of driving it.

I wish i lived in Japan

[Razion]

Granted! You live in Japan. That's awesome and messed up really bad at the same time. You have unlimited access to all the anime, manga, games and hentai you could ever need but because of the ridiculously high living expenses, you seldom get to buy anything.

I wish I sat down and actually played Legend of Zelda. It looks good.

[Lite_Noxus]

Wish granted but you are sitting on balls with large spikes on them.

I wish that I had a sponsor for me pro gaming.

[Wraith]

Wish Granted...but you lose your right hand in a...lets just call it an "accident..."

I wish my psp d-pad wasnt broken

[dark_hunter]

Wish Granted, but now you wish you could still look at your porn with one hand

i wish i had a chesse grater

[Wraith]

Wish granted. But you have no cheese!

I wish I understood what darkhunter just said

[dark_hunter]

Wish granted. But someone above me just posted twice and in wrong area so you wont understand him anymore

i wish i had admin powers

[Razion]

Wish granted, you have Admin powers. Now you have to go fish for all the misplaced posts and either move them to the right spot or delete them. And I think they're multiplying. O.o

I wish I knew what "Mede evole gick" meant.

[Wraith]

Whish granted...all you have to do is remember what it means.
I wish I had 18639374783924739293746382974638304384744739263273 28542397118954935495174354173 actuall care points about this thread.

[dark_hunter]

Whish granted. but you have to count for 1 to 18639374783924739293746382974638304384744739263273 28542397118954935495174354173

i wish i had a sport's car