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Originally Posted by Lkr
Ok, so I was at the super market, and my mom had me run in to get a gallon of milk. So I'm paying, but theres this fatass in front of me complaining about something he wanted which was on sale wasn't in stock. Turns out it was BOGO chips. So anyway, I tell him to stop complaining and get a raincheck. He turns around like hes gonna hit me. He stares at me for a minute.
So he finally says
"I had Reese's Puffs for breakfast!"
"Candy?! For breakfast?!"
"Not candy, Reese's Puff Cereal!"
So he pours me a bowl and I shove the spoon in my mouth. Then a completely orgasmic wave of peanut butter and chocolatey taste bombards my taste buds.
Reese's Puff Cereal;
It's candy, FOR BREAKFAST!
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Needs a longer set up, but it gets points for originality. 7/10
edit: why is this forum such fail when it comes to posting? It goes from using regular bb code, to having this weird box that outlines your post inside of the actual textbox, and now it's converting quoted posts into html. It's such a pain having to remember to use < br > every time I would normally hit [enter].