Anything interesting happened to you lately?

**Sepharite** · #1 (**permalink**) 04-08-2007, 10:21 PM

I've got nothing else to do but here's what happened.

(About 5 days ago)

When I was going on my daily bus ride to work, there was this handicapped lady in a wheel chair. She looked pissed enough (for whatever reason), and I was sure she was almost at her limit. But as she was exiting the bus, kindly thanking the bus driver, this lady in her mid 50s, enters the bus and blocks the any exit way. The wheel-chaired lady kindly says please move. She doesn't. Instead she gives her a mean smirk and looks through her purse for money. I could instantly tell that everyone was disturbed, with the concerned look on their faces. Everyone was looking around, acknowledging her stupidity. But then something just came upon me. I yelled "Get off the bus you old b*tch" (excuse the language). She looked at me and smiled, and I replied "Don't smile at me, it's not funny. Not half as funny as you getting run over." (I was close to chanting "RUN HER OVER"). After that, everyone started joining in and it was almost a religious chant to tell her to move. It was surprisingly fun.

In the end, she didn't really do anything other than squeeze her fat ass towards the driver's side, leaving little but enough room for the lady to leave. Mental people like this really piss me off.

Ya, I know, not that interesting. Prob cause I need to get out more.

So anything happen to you guys? Anything at all. xD

**bignds** · #2 (**permalink**) 04-08-2007, 11:03 PM

Well, I went to a field party last wednesday, about close to 200 people or so, anyway, its around 10.30, me and several friends sit in a circle a bit further back from the main party, rough looking estate kids come by, asks me for a ciggerette, i comply, 'cos its only a smoke. As they walk off one of them says to his other friend 'is he looking at me funny'' in regards to my friend, they try to start a fight with my mate, my other friend gets up to try and stop it, then another two of them start on him, my other friend got up to back it, then more of them came, so the rest of us had to get into fight mode. Next thing i know im surrounded by about 30 people, i turn around my other friend is being chased down by two of them, one spears him to the ground, and on the other side of me my other friend has decked one of them. At this point i was like '**** this, im too high'' and jumped in.

I was only scared because it was proper dark, i didnt know how many of them there were and what they could be carrying. So after me and a few other friends retreated to 'reload', the main friend they started on wanted to go the local store to get a drink, so i was like ill come with under the circumstances, we're walking down the street, and i spot one of them, and i said to my friend '****, RUN', and this is where it astounded me, another two of them were round the other corner shouting 'wait till i get my hands on you'. I tell you, when we reached Tesco, i'd never been so happy to see a greedy conglomerate.

Good night though, although the fight was really the only thing the party had going for it. So yeah, summer nights, drugged up fights and pulling hair models. Wouldn't have it any other way.

**Sepharite** · #3 (**permalink**) 04-08-2007, 11:18 PM

Damn. Your summer rocks, haha. I haven't been in a serious fight since Grade 5. And when you got into "fight mode", I imaged you taking out your Zelda sword/shield. Gah, need to stop playing Zelda for a day.

**DSDude** · #4 (**permalink**) 05-08-2007, 06:09 AM

No joke, and I know this isn't a long story, but something the doctor told me today while getting an ultrasound (not for me, obviously... nothing in my belly but booze and chips). Healthy baby boy coming along, btw. Anyhow, the doctor out of the blue commented that I was very potent. He even joked about how it was a direct hit. Needless to say we both laughed and I found out he was at QuakeCon. Insanity, to say the least.

I'm like a magnet to gamers, I swear.

**Wraith** · #5 (**permalink**) 05-08-2007, 01:46 PM

Well, mines not as "interesting" as yours was but.....I am taking this girl to a concert, (shes the a friend btw) and i have to meet her parents, and she told me that her parents treat every guy like an upcomming boyfriend for her, so....the INTEROGATED ME!
LITERALY!
They asked me questions if i masterbate, bathe (yes i do bathe!) and also if i have got a girlfriend. When i said no they kept going,
like:
"She better keep her clothes on, shes a 16 year old girl, not a 23 year old stripper at CLUB-X!" And by then i was like "What the F***!?"
But later when we left i was saying my good byes and all, and just to piss off the parents, when we were walking down the driveway, for a joke, i put my hand on her but, (SO they could see it)!
IWhen i turned around the mother was as white as a sheet, and the father wsa REALY ANGRY!!!!!
We laughed sooooo hard after that!

**leafgreen386** · #6 (**permalink**) 06-08-2007, 05:01 AM

Well, mines not as "interesting" as yours was but.....I am taking this girl to a concert, (shes the a friend btw) and i have to meet her parents, and she told me that her parents treat every guy like an upcomming boyfriend for her, so....the INTEROGATED ME!
LITERALY!
They asked me questions if i masterbate, bathe (yes i do bathe!) and also if i have got a girlfriend. When i said no they kept going,
like:
"She better keep her clothes on, shes a 16 year old girl, not a 23 year old stripper at CLUB-X!" And by then i was like "What the F***!?"
But later when we left i was saying my good byes and all, and just to piss off the parents, when we were walking down the driveway, for a joke, i put my hand on her but, (SO they could see it)!
IWhen i turned around the mother got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in bel-air!"