Backyard Bliss (!Language Warning!)

I shall tell you all a marvelous tale. A tale of epic proportions. A tale in which there is no protagonist, rather, a pile of beans and a donkey duke it out for control of the Shroom Kingdom. Hm... maybe not shroom... salvia. Much better drug. The Salvia Kingdom. No animals were harmed during the making of this production (although, if you count toes as animals, then we may have a problem). Be on the lookout for key phrases that make you think "lol, that is sooo DSdude." Those who point out the most will win a prize (a REAL prize).

Sir Bacon of York
(21:28:53) jjgamepro16: u and seph r noobs fo sho
(21:30:01) jjgamepro16: tds sucks, they attack mario...tds is racist against blacks
(21:31:06) jjgamepro16: u ban me, attack mario then ban em, now racism...noobs
(21:31:07) the silence mlx: k
(21:32:36) jjgamepro16: unless u want me to spam all night on tds via devastation then tell seph i said he sucks
(21:33:16) jjgamepro16: now!
(21:33:23) the silence mlx: i'll think about it
(21:33:50) jjgamepro16: well forget spammin
(21:33:59) jjgamepro16: but....
(21:35:00) jjgamepro16: im gonna pwn u just like i did lkr a few min ago..
(21:35:08) the silence mlx: lol?
(21:35:26) jjgamepro16: it was so bad he logged off
(21:35:56) jjgamepro16: now its time 4 u 2 get pwned fo sho
(21:36:04) the silence mlx: kthx
(21:36:39) jjgamepro16: yo mom luved my d*ck throbbing in her mouth
(21:37:03) jjgamepro16: i got a girl u dont
(21:37:30) the silence mlx: i'm bored already
(21:37:37) jjgamepro16: u go 2 dogs for butt sekz
(21:38:00) jjgamepro16: fool, im not done dammit
(21:38:27) jjgamepro16: i just told mario im pwning u
(21:38:28) the silence mlx: *yawns and grabs a bag of chips*
(21:39:28) jjgamepro16: fool, i bet i could kick yo ass in real life
(21:39:40) jjgamepro16: punk
(21:39:51) the silence mlx: XD
(21:40:03) the silence mlx: i <3 empty threats over teh internets
(21:40:12) jjgamepro16: shdow is a fag and seph sucks u
(21:40:23) the silence mlx: yea, seph & i have a great thing going

Johannes of Delhi
(21:40:54) jjgamepro16: shut up, im 17.. I could pumble you
(21:41:03) the silence mlx: pumble!!! new word!
(21:41:27) the silence mlx: apparently you didn't see the part where i'm 22 years of age
(21:41:42) jjgamepro16: i might come back as devastation again
(21:42:02) the silence mlx: devastation was a cool guy
(21:42:09) the silence mlx: we drank a couple 40's out back
(21:42:13) the silence mlx: had a wonderful time
(21:42:27) jjgamepro16: doesnt matter if u r 500
(21:43:02) jjgamepro16: and i might bring dev back
(21:43:10) the silence mlx: i hope so
(21:43:16) the silence mlx: we can hang out again
(21:43:38) jjgamepro16: ip bans wont matter
(21:44:06) jjgamepro16: guilded admin, queer
(21:44:19) the silence mlx: hehe
(21:44:29) the silence mlx: you spelled "gilded" incorrectly
(21:44:31) the silence mlx: teehee
(21:45:19) jjgamepro16: shut up punk, i WILL pumble u
(21:45:31) the silence mlx: i haven't been punk in a while
(21:45:38) the silence mlx: i've settled from my school days
(21:46:00) jjgamepro16: now, unban my jjgamepro17 account
(21:46:21) the silence mlx: give me back my eggo waffles
(21:46:24) jjgamepro16: NOW!
(21:46:29) the silence mlx: NOW!
(21:46:46) jjgamepro16: fool
(21:47:15) jjgamepro16: i could pumble seph too
(21:47:34) the silence mlx: seph knows karataekwonjitsu
(21:47:37) the silence mlx: i doubt it

Von Berger ze Swissland
(21:48:36) jjgamepro16: i know some stuff just like yo mom knows my left nut
(21:48:54) the silence mlx: yeah
(21:49:00) the silence mlx: she says it's rather large
(21:49:01) jjgamepro16: pwnt
(21:49:12) the silence mlx: she tells me stories of "Lefty"
(21:49:31) the silence mlx: i usually ignored them and ate a sandwich
(21:49:56) jjgamepro16: tr3m3ndous nuts of mine in h3r mouth
(21:50:20) the silence mlx: yep
(21:50:49) jjgamepro16: well, am I wasting my time
(21:51:11) the silence mlx: probably
(21:51:24) jjgamepro16: huh?
(21:51:39) jjgamepro16: doubt it
(21:51:43) the silence mlx: i still can't believe it's not butter.

Klondike di Giorro
(21:52:24) jjgamepro16: i pwnt dat n3wb lkr so bad that he logged of
(21:52:43) the silence mlx: he's still online actually
(21:52:54) the silence mlx: a burrito murdered his AIM connection
(21:53:04) the silence mlx: but he's chilling on MSN with a bag of chips
(21:53:05) jjgamepro16: on aim?
(21:53:29) jjgamepro16: why not aim
(21:53:50) the silence mlx: i already told you
(21:53:56) the silence mlx: that damn burrito got away with murder
(21:53:59) jjgamepro16: u there
(21:54:08) the silence mlx: i'm here honey
(21:54:11) the silence mlx: don't be scared
(21:54:15) jjgamepro16: lol
(21:54:42) jjgamepro16: shut t3h h3JL up
(21:54:51) the silence mlx: hejll?
(21:54:58) the silence mlx: i don't speak arabic, sorry
(21:55:15) jjgamepro16: typo
(21:55:33) jjgamepro16: lmao
(21:55:51) jjgamepro16: hell, fool
(21:56:20) jjgamepro16: u dont have my respect
(21:56:35) the silence mlx: u dont have my cookies
(21:56:40) the silence mlx: sucks
(21:57:17) jjgamepro16: mormon is the only one on tds that has my respect
(21:57:47) jjgamepro16: only cool mod
(21:58:21) the silence mlx: mormon took my virginity
(21:58:23) the silence mlx: the bastard
(21:58:27) jjgamepro16: fool
(21:58:56) jjgamepro16: but could i come back to tds?
(21:59:52) jjgamepro16: please
(21:59:55) the silence mlx: can you give me $5?
(22:01:19) jjgamepro16: i COULD
(22:01:38) jjgamepro16:
(22:01:46) the silence mlx: sweet
(22:01:58) jjgamepro16: thru teh mail
(22:02:34) the silence mlx: paypal only plz

Fin
(22:02:54) jjgamepro16: so can i come back
(22:03:40) the silence mlx: naw
(22:03:54) jjgamepro16: i dont have cr3dit card nor bank account
(22:04:22) jjgamepro16: im COMING back
(22:05:00) the silence mlx: wait, dont cum
(22:05:02) the silence mlx: im not ready
(22:05:04) jjgamepro16: well i need to go to bed man
(22:05:08) the silence mlx: *squirts anyway*
(22:05:15) the silence mlx: kk
(22:05:19) the silence mlx: later
(22:05:54) jjgamepro16: talk 2 u later
(22:06:22) the silence mlx: bai

Con todo mi alma y corazon, te quiero mucho.

[Lkr]

That was hilarious!!! <333...kthx is you, eggo waffles is you, etc?

Only quoted lines will be accepted.

[Lkr]

(21:46:21) the silence mlx: give me back my eggo waffles

*yawns and grabs a bag of chips*

DSdude: Fixed.

[ShadowMarth]

(21:56:20) jjgamepro16: u dont have my respect
(21:56:35) the silence mlx: u dont have my cookies

LOL!

Hehe. Ballsucking, gay secks, all that fun stuff, and then...

(22:02:54) jjgamepro16: so can i come back

Lol, the moron.

[bignds]

You know, ive got a friend who literally pounds on guys who threaten him on the road, not sure if thats got anything to do with him being high half the time...
JJs a moron, jus say you'll phone his ip and he'll go.

[Fatvod]

lol i love how he insults u and stuff then at the end just goes ok hi kthx can i come back plz? And acts all nice like were gonna let him!

(21:57:17) jjgamepro16: mormon is the only one on tds that has my respect
(21:57:47) jjgamepro16: only cool mod

w00t?

He made amends a few minutes after this convo. So we're cool now. But I'm still not going to let him back... >_>

[Sepharite]

(21:47:34) the silence mlx: seph knows karataekwonjitsu

Lol. Nah, it's in every asian's blood. Common sense, silly JJ.

Great work, DSdude. You should be crowned king of Taco Bell or something.