Jack Thompson's Best Quotes

[nmaster64]

Behold the greatest compilation in history (Rated M for Mature) :

"I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

"Sims 2 the latest version of the Sims video game franchise...contains, according to video game news sites, full frontal nudity, including nipples, penises, labia, and pubic hair."

"Honestly, are all of you gamers on drugs, or what?"

"Kids don't have liberties. Do your research.

"'EGM: You once compared Doug Lowenstein, president of the Entertainment Software Association, to Saddam Hussein.'
'JT: If I did, I want to apologize to Saddam Hussein.'"

"You just watch. There is going to be a Columbine-times-10 incident, and everyone will finally get it. Either that, or some video gamer is going to go Columbine at some video game exec's expense or at E3, and then the industry will begin to realize that there is no place to hide, that it has trained a nation of Manchurian Children."

"Any letter from a video gamer like you would deepen his concern. Are you actually so confused that you think gamers have any influence on anyone. Gamers are considered by normal people to be cretins. Get used to it."

"Video gaming is an escapist activity and you’re being exploited by these companies. It’s not healthy; I worry about someone who would play Grand Theft Auto for ten hours a day. It’s a masturbatory activity, and it would be better if people put down the controller and went outside."

"At least I'm not a a coward like all of you nerds here, who hide behind anonymous avatars. How sad."

"Oh, and certain regional governments in Japan have banned the sale of the Grand Theft Auto games to minors, but Japan's Sony has no problem whatsoever dumping this garbage into American kids' brains. Looks like Pearl Harbor 2..."

"What the Japanese are doing to our kids is insensitive and racist. The Japanese have for a very long time dumped pornography into this country in a fashion they would not tolerate in their own country. It is another version of Pearl Harbor."

"The Bible doesn't promote killing innocent people, Grand Theft Auto does. Islam does. Islam promotes the killing of innocent people. The Quran requires the infidel, whether Jew or Christian, to be killed. ... That's a core essence of the religion. ... Muhammad was a pirate who killed infidels and who advocated the killing of infidels. Not a nice guy. Osama bin Laden is in keeping with his fine tradition."

"Racist comments? Identifying the racism of the Japanese and the religious bigotry of some Muslims is racism? My are you confused or doped up!"

"GTA is a Sony/Take-Two game. It was made by Take-Two exclusively for Sony's Playstation 2. Sony has led the planet in the distribution of mainstream porn. I don't have time to document it for you. As for the offensiveness of the Pearl Harbor comment, it's accurate and it's needed. The Japanese have a contempt for our culture which is patent. There (sic) dumping of garbage into our culture is a slow motion version of Pearl Harbor."

"I love the smell of burning gamers in the morning."

"You're a gamer. You can't think for yourself. Sony and Microsoft and Take-Two have to do your cerebral stimulation for you."

"You all need to put down the controllers, get a life, and join the Force, thereby leaving the Dark Side behind. Hooah! Praise be to the Lord, Jesus Christ, the author of all things, even of The Florida Freaking Bar."

"Finally, kids, really, get a life. Put down the controllers, pop a beverage, watch the Super Bowl, and enjoy what is left of the land of the increasingly un-free and the totally depraved. Hooah!"

To a Gamer Parent: "Right, got it hun. I'll pray you have no more children."

Response to not playing a game he's criticizing: "We don’t need to play the game; it’s irrelevant to the subject."

"Why don't you go buy a suicide game, practice that, and get real good at it."

"PWNED Is Not a Word... as it is in serious need of a vowel movement."

"You've been pwned."

"These flowers were sent to harass me."

"Ah, video gamer/pixelantes are the domestic version of radical Islamists as you continually threaten with violence those who simply disagree with you. How terribly revealing."

"Is that the best you can do, punk?"

"You all are the new book burners. Heil PS2! Heil Halo! Heil GTA!"

"You obviously have tertiary syphillis, resulting in dementia, from your meanderings. How sad. How predictable."

"God is very powerful, and He's not real pleased with Rockstar right now, nor with those who defend it. Watch out. Fire and brimstone on the way."

"Nice blasphemy."

"...are your frontal lobes completely fried by Doom?"

"I went into a Chucky Cheese the other day, and I looked around and thought I was in a whore house for midgets."

"Let me tell you smug little video game nitwits something..."

"Because most gamers are like you, unable to see beyond their faux self-righteousness and your obsession with your fun, regardless of the consequences to others. Gamers are involved in a wholly masturbatory activity to the exclusion of all other concerns. Why do I have contempt foryou? Because you are contemptible."

"I would extend my condolences to you on your loss of consciousness, but you're a gamer, and gamer, by definition, lost all sentient being status upon the purchase of GTA. Hooah!"

"Don't worry, you are so inert that a hurricane couldn't possibly blow you away. Relax."

"Actually, the people who have cashed in on the deaths is Rockstar. That's why God and I are going to destroy them."

"You obviously don't read the Bible. You think Christians are supposed to be doormats for lying thugs like you pixelantes. Wrong. Read the Bible. Read what David did and said. Grow up."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

[fischju]

those cannot be real

[ShadowMarth]

LOL! Nice list! Love it.

Here's a few others in his communication with the artist of VGcats.com:

Get a name and a life

uh,no. i don't have time for twits

(untrue, Jacko originally contacted him):

dear idiot: you initially contacted me. stop, or else. got it?

Edit: They're all real Fisc. I've seen half of them before. Heck, the "all you gamers are on drugs" one was from the following: http://vgcats.com/jack.php

[fischju]

Does he have a website i can take bring down?

[Miguel]

mn i didnt finsh reading how can you post suck a long messege

[Game_Hydra]

are those real? if so... that man is an idiot who i dont think could even count from 1-10

but they dont look real

[ShadowMarth]

Once more, I assure you, they are all real.

[sewerrat]

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wierd...............................

[Pilot_51]

I remember a few of them.
About the Saddam Hussein one, I don't think Thompson realizes how many people he killed compared to all the gamers that ever lived, he's obviously taking it too far saying gamers are worse than someone that killed millions of his own people, but then again he takes everything too far.

[fischju]

Yea i dont think Doug Lowenstein ever killed hundreds of his own people...