Sony Fanboy Jokes - Page 5

#41 (**permalink**) 13-04-2005, 09:28 PM

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The DS also had the luck of the xmas buying season

its not really luck that they put it out before christmas, they meant to do it all along. i agree with the rest of your post though

**ShadowMarth** · #42 (**permalink**) 13-04-2005, 10:26 PM

Yeah, I agree as well. About christmas though, it's a good thing they did, but because of the rush to get it out by christmas the companies didn't have time to get their big titles out. We should be seeing some good stuff pretty soon though.

**x999x** · #43 (**permalink**) 14-04-2005, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mormon88

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The DS also had the luck of the xmas buying season

its not really luck that they put it out before christmas, they meant to do it all along. i agree with the rest of your post though

It was sheer luck they managed to cobble together enough games for an adequate launch. That's not to say we're still waiting for substantial games. Traditionally, Ninty tend to launch with a much more robust library of games, with many more filtering soon after. This isn't the case with the DS, it was rushed to market, and "luckily" they didn't faulter. The gamble paid off, it's gimmickry of a touch screen was only complimented by their artificial shortages. Nintendo historically releases a small initial shipment, with larger shipments following the week after. This helps create, and reinforce a false demand, and can be traced back to Nintendo's Zelda II: Link to the Past follies which were investigated by 20/20 of all news organizations.

Sony on the other hand is new to this strategy, and ultimately just dumped their entire stock on the market. It's availability did nothing to create a demand, artificial or not.

Nintendo's xmas launch took a lot of work, cost us the Black version of the DS (listed on your box), and was a gamble that could have backfired and exposed them in a negative light as Zelda II did, which they blamed on false reports of IC chip shortages. LoL! This is why I consider their DS lauch successfully Lucky...

**chuddy_2001uk** · #44 (**permalink**) 14-04-2005, 11:58 AM

This is rubbish:

Why did a grave showing "PSP april 1st to april 1st R.i.P" got erected so quickly

Because the battery DIED.

These are getting worse. - -

**Lkr** · #45 (**permalink**) 14-04-2005, 01:28 PM

chuddy, once again a great joke. i cant think of any right now though. Well I got to tell ya a little funny thing a neighbor said
He said that the PSP has the best graphics ever. When i told him that any console's graphics were better(i mean current generation) he said well, thats your opinion, when it is a proven fact.
so, he also said that the DS and GCN are the same thing. He said listen to me: they have the same buttons. I told him so. Does the GCN have two screens? touch screen? i think not. Then he said well, the PSP has an LCD. I told him the DS has two.
As you can tell, i get into a lot of arguments with him...other things he has said:
There is a mario game for PS2
he pronounced Asphalt Urban Assault Urban
There you have it...another case of idioticness

**Darkmatter** · #46 (**permalink**) 14-04-2005, 04:58 PM

PSP Help desk joke:

help desk: good day how can i help you

PSP owner: my screen is broken can you fix it?

help desk: if it wasnt your fault and you bought it like that it should be covered under the PSP warrenty
can you tell me how this happened

PSP owner: i was using my friends stylus he has one too on my PSP mine didnt come with one would you be able to send me one of those too

help desk: im sorry you where using a stylus on your PSP

PSP owner: yes i already said that can you fix my screen or not

help desk: im sorry but the PSP dosnt use a stylus thats a Nintendo DS thats a different console

PSP owner: on my friend has one that works with a stylus it has too screens i only bought the single screen version

help desk: just to clear things up you broke your PSP while using the stylus on the screen

PSP owner: yes it would work so i presed harder and then my screen broke so its not my fault i was using a defective stylus because my PSP didnt come with the right one

help desk: sorry to have to tell you this but this incident dosnt fall under the PSP warrenty and sony are not at fault so you dont warrent for a replacement PSP i sorry but your an idiotand ill probly get fired for saying it but someone had to tell you befor you hurt your self or others around you haave a good day

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