Rides are cool. They're fast, exhilarating and are one of those things that give you the biggest adrenaline rushes in the world. So we thought it would be a good idea to go to Alton Towers; Englands best Theme Park and rated one of the best theme parks in the world.
Of course myself and Nintenjo were there but we was accompanied by my dad (taxi driver ;)) my brother (woolworths dude) my step brother (mosher) and my friend (iv'e never seen anyone as scared as him on a ride). Well thats the cast.
We didnt take many pictures but my brother, matt, took a few so please enjoy them.
We got Nintenjo in there somewhere holding the best video games system ever and well, see for yourself. We also ran into the "babe" from project rub/feel the magic which made our day.
Enough of this crap, go look at the pics!
NOTE TO ALEX (member): What would of we done without you alex? Alex provided half price tickets for us so, this thread goes to him :D

I'm the one in the black. Naturally. Danny left. Alex far right and errrm whos that wierd looking girl???

This is probably one of the best views of English landscape you will see as other parts of England are either caked in petrol and cigarrette butts or littered with coke cans and people who love to terrorise old people.

Not one of the best but it's not everyday you get to see a game fanatic holding a gun shooting things that look very much like our very own Nintenjo. You wait till i get my hands on your throat - Nintenjo

Once upon a time i thought everyone looked like this when they woke up. I'm still deciding if im mad... We had to wake up at 5am that morning. Not a pretty sight.

Not as impressive with no sound, in pitch black and with a strange girl screaming "they're real i tell you", but you get the idea. Shoot sensor.

"No, Nintenjo, the vampires don't look like huge dohnuts!"

Nintenjo wet herself at the thought of riding a big "gun". A few seconds later we carried her over to the ride.

Nemesis is famous for its "more G-force than a rocket taking off". They didn't lie. It took a few minutes for a faces to look normal and not to look like 2 foot pancakes.

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What the hell happened here? Must of been two other people from somewhere else....... idiots :D

So what did we do? Well what were we meant to do? LOOK UP!!!!

This whole was HUGE, dark, filled with crap and was horribly disgusting; much like my mouth.

These were practically everywhere reminding you of that time when you were fastened into that seat soiling yourself and screaming like there was no tommorow. All part of the fun though...I think.

And that was that time. Leaving your stomach, heart, brain and every other organ that rquires you to live, gets left behind. Strange but somehow we managed to ride "OBLIVION" twice.

Not being able to ride "spinball whizzer" resulted in a few tears, punch outs and sulky faces. Next time, we're gonna get ya!

Into the distance you can see Nintenjo and being the end of the day, we were all suprised at the fact that she was still smiling. Those big pipe things proved to mucho funno as we annoyed many many passers by, well how would you like it if a piece of material the size of a house whipped you around the chops?

ahhh the star of the show, looking as great as she always is, not very much. Lets look on the bright side, no green coat. Just for you skyline.

Argh it's so beautiful, so shiny, so curvy so touchable. Oh and theres Nintenjo :D (im gonna get a smack when she sees this :()

I swear ive seen that no body and only clothes silouette somewhere before. Last time i saw that all i could hear is "break time" and "SCORPION!!!"